You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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