Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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