Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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