I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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