I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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