I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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