stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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