Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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