Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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