Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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