He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
kristin has been a bad kristin
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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