I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The adults are the big ones right?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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