So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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