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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill

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(914): View more from New York

She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.

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(775): View more from Nevada

It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.

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(360): View more from Washington

Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.

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(305): View more from Florida

Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is

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(713): View more from Texas

I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you

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(860): View more from Connecticut

whose shirt was i wearing?

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his little sister's

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what was she wearing

(203): View more from Connecticut

a feather boa and 6 inch heels

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