He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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