Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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