Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
This toilet bowl is my home.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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