Where is the hickey?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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