i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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