I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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