The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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