Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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