you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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