i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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