If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So vagazzling was a success
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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