i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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