I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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