you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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