sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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