I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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