She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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