And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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