So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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