Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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