Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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