I'm lost and stupid without you.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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