Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Drake has all the answers
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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