wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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