Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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