I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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