: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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