Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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