NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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