My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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