now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
