i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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