the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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