she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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