also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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