Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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